New Study Puts Connecticut on the Vanilla Side of the Bedroom

New Study Puts Connecticut on the Vanilla Side of the Bedroom

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If your idea of a wild night involves fuzzy handcuffs you might want to pack your bags for Nevada. According to a new study from Smut Finder (yes, that’s a real name), via the NY Post, Nevada is the kinkiest state in the U.S.

What are the Kinkiest States in the U.S.?

Here’s the full list of the top 10 kinkiest states, based on things like the number of strip clubs and adult entertainment spots per capita:

  1. Nevada

  2. Colorado

  3. Oregon

  4. Texas

  5. Wyoming

  6. Washington

  7. Montana

  8. Florida

  9. Alaska

Meanwhile, on the other end of the spectrum, some states are keeping things a little more... let’s say vanilla. Connecticut made the list of the lamest states.

  1. New Jersey

  2. Delaware

  3. South Dakota

  4. Maryland

  5. Rhode Island

  6. Connecticut

  7. Wisconsin

  8. New Mexico

  9. Alabama

  10. South Carolina

We talked about this on the Wednesday (5/7/25) edition of the I-95 Morning Show and took a deeper dive. We were curious about what we're missing out on but after cruising "THE WEB" for a few minutes we were delighted to be included on the lamest states list. There are far too many fetishes involving 80s cartoon characters and cakes. Yes, cakes like from a bakery. Don't ask.

You can listen to our kink chat below.

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Sometimes it pays to be boring, we're not on the whacky list so we can sit on the sidelines and judge. Who am I kidding? I know this state way too well to believe we're boring in the bedroom. Connecticut residents are just really good at hiding their filthy secrets. Nutmeggers are like the CIA operatives of the kink universe. Well played you filthy animals.

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What do they say, "America runs on Dunkin', right?" Well, that's certainly true, but the love for Dunkin' is stronger in some states than others. Connecticut residents, for example, will tell you that the sheer volume of Dunkin' locations here is almost a running joke. While Massachusetts is often seen as the heart of the Dunkin' empire, just how accurate is that? Here is a breakdown of the Top 10 States with the most Dunkin' locations.

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